Bac 2 Lore

He stalks Vincent
He has the most expensive plane design
He loves gold
His real teeth don't exist
He’s in your dreams
He knows everything about Vincent and only Vincent
He loves to feel Vincent’s chest especially his nipples
He can't get a heart attack. He attacks his own heart
He found out nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it
He loves Trump
His glasses are smarter than a smart watch
His watch is so strong that it became airplane doors
His watch is so expensive only he can buy it
His glasses are so strong that if you wear them you will go blind
He can see through walls
He sees past the universe
He loves the F-16
Everything in his room is made of gold
Everything is gold. But only he can sell it
He can print money from water
He decides if the stock market goes up or down
Rumors go around saying that he is just a giant piece of gold
Nothing can destroy his Toyota Camry
His plane is so fast no one can detect it
He has been in every Star Wars movie, he is the force
He can eat moon dust without getting cancer
When he left for uni his father became the man of the house
As a kid he made gold and never gave his gold to his parents
He has a cheetah carpet, it’s not dead it’s scared to move
He found his dad after his dad went to go get the milk
If he was in real estate, the houses would be round
He knows how to solve 0/0
He knows the end of pi
His teeth are made of Gold
He doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares it down until it cries
He bullys kids so they can cry out gold
Moondust is his prework-out
He smokes moondust 69 times a day
He passed down 6 kidney stones, they are now the infinity stones
His signature is so big that it takes 100000000000 years to finish signing
He brainwashed you in your dream
He forces San Diego to snow once a year
He decides where north is
He made a kid named Nathan eat gamer bread
His plants never die
He is the one who knocks
He’s not wrong, you are wrong
If you try to talk to him you will pee your pants cuz he is scary
He makes Andrew turn on his mic
He makes you think
He has won the ping pong world championship 200 times
He was the one who created Death
He can pee his name in the concrete and make it permanent
Death is scared of him
The boogeyman checks his closet for Bac 2
The monster under the bed is afraid of him
A snake bit Bac 2 and after 2 days, the snake died
You can fish a Bac 2 fish but you will drown if you fish that fish
He doesn’t breathe air, he holds it hostage
He can't get lice because the lice get the bac 2 virus
He can kill 17 birds in one bullet
Vincent was the only person to capture the bac 2 virus on camera
He decides what time it is
Daylight savings is so scared of him that the time doesn't change
He never retreats he just attacks the opposite direction
He can beat you in chess using only his teeth
He counted to infinity … twice
Trump is scared of him
He was osama bin ladens idol
He held dream as a hostage and forced him to do a face reveal
When he chops onions the onions cry
He was genghis khans leader
He sold his pee in can, it is now called Red Bull
He helped the art school reject Adolf Hitler
He can strangle you with AirPods
If you break into his house he will rob your house at the same time before starngling you with AirPods
His tears cure cancer
He started cancer with his poop
He invented the plane cause he was tired of being the only person that can fly
he did the number 2 two times
He built a snowman out of rain
Hes too cool for cool math games
If you want a list of his enemies, check the extinct animals list
Scary movies are scared of him
His Cowboy boots are made of real cowboys
Ram ranch wants him
His fart killed the dinosaurs
Ghost are terrified of him
He can dribble a bowling ball
He can bounce a car on sand like a bouncy ball
He pushes the earth down when doing a push-up
When hes running the earth spins faster
The universe is expanding to escape Bac 2
he has so much money that he melted it down and turned it into gold
When god said “let there be light” he said “say please”
When he flushed the toilet his pee was so salty that the gold rush started
He doesn’t sleep, he waits
If he knows you he will appear in your dreams
He beat the sun in a staring contest
every time he farts earth cracks
He stands faster than anyone can sprint
He built earth
Time waits for him
He trolled everyone and said time existed
On the seventh day god rested, and he took over
He is like a god everywhere except for vietnam
He breathes air 2 times a day
He can make oxygen from breathing in c02
He drinks napalm to calm his heartburn
He is so scary that batman is scanred of him
If you spell Bac 2 in scramble you win forever
When everyone is sleeping he is watching
In the beginning there was nothing so he made nothing get a job
When someone told him black friday was today he turned black
He beats rock, paper and scissors
He called Gordan Ramsey an idiot sandwhich
He shot a plane by saying bang
He can shoot 10 people without a bullet
The calendar skips April 1st because no one fools him
He annoyed Hitler to the point where Hiter killed himself
He can play ping pong with a piano
He went to the moon during 100 b.c.
He can drown a fish
He can eat the food without looking at it
When he enter a room he turns the dark off
Everytime he goes to Africa he turns the light on
He can tie his shoes with his feet
He can bench 8000 kilos with his mind
The only time he was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake
No one has looked at him because he is too sexy. If you look at him you DIE
He used to punch his shadow for standing too close, now it is on the opposite side of earth
He caused Iran to run
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with him
When he smokes the smoke flys into space and collects onto saturns ring
He does not get frostbite, he bites frost.
He doesn't listen to music, The music listens to him
In Spain, people run away from the bulls and the bulls run from him
He caused Mexican people to lose their jobs due to him being more productive then Mexican people
He spices up his steaks with pepper spray
He told humans that there are only 7 days in a week
He can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it
He can hold his legs and lift himself into space
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep him out, It didn’t work
He told trump he was gonna build a border but trump stole his idea
He has 72 chromosomes, they are all lethal
Alcohol is bad for your liver but Bac 2's liver starts growing muscles when he drinks alcohol
He is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
Bac 2 went to a strip club and the strippers clothes fused into their body
He destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
He can go to the airport with a bomb and say its a potato
He once kicked a horse in the chin Its descendants are now known as giraffes
He went to burger king and forced them to give him a bucket of kfc
When he was born, the only person who cried was the doctor
He is the dad of every person on earth
When he does division, there are no remainders
He was so good at math that he calculated how to solve for No Solution
It takes bac 2 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
Someone told bac 2 to order rice. Instead he looked at the person till they got lice
He had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean, too many tsunamis
He forgot to teach people how to live forever. That's why people die after 100
He can sneeze with his eyes open
He can go on a roller coaster without a seatbelt
He can cook minute rice in 15 seconds
His phone is so scared that it charges itself
Superman owns Bac 2 undies
Every time he sneezes he causes an earthquake to start
He can clap with one hand
His rizz level is so high to the point where no one can handle him
He doesn't need to shave, his beard is scared to grow
Every time he gets sick California starts burning
Before he forgot a gift for Bac 2, Santa Claus was real
Bac 2 became the Boss of Boss Le
In an average living room there are a thousand objects he could use to kill you, including the room itself
Yondu is not a dog she was Bac 2's Ex gf
Bac 2’s belly button is actually a power outlet
Bac 2 can eat taco bell sauce without any problems
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Bac 2
Squid Game was made because Bac 2 wanted to find a gay man (Mission was not successful)
Bac 2 is the only man who can fight himself and win
Bac 2 can push your arm through earth when arm wrestling
Bac 2 can start a fire with liquid nitrogen
Bac 2 can burn down a forest with water
The flu gets a Bac 2 shot every year
Bac 2 listened to the song something in the way and found what was in the way
Mission Impossible was originally set in Bac 2’s house.
Bac 2 caused WWII due to the toilet breaking down
Bac 2 plays Jenga with Stonehenge
Bac 2 was the first person to beat the camera man
Bac 2 is able to slam a revolving door
Bac 2 invented the N word
Bac 2 has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records
Bac 2 is the only person who can name 10 books
Bac 2 eats uranium to bulk
Bac 2 can breath water
When Bac 2 lifts the weights, the weights get in shape
The reason why 9/11 happened is because Bac 2 was snoring so loud that it made 2 planes commit suicide into 2 towers
There has never been a hurricane named Bac 2 because it would have destroyed everything
Bac 2 is the first person in the world to breath fresh space air
Bac 2 can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, At night
Bac 2 helped the the Egyptians build the pyramid
If Bac 2 was on The Titanic the iceberg would have dodged the ship
Bac 2 was able to kill covid all he did was smoke his cigarette and blew the smoke too china
The sun has to wear sunglasses when Bac 2 glances at it
The solar eclipse happens every time Bac 2 steps outside because he shines heat waves into the sun
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Bac 2 allows to live
Dinosaurs went extinct because Bac 2 was playing football in space with the asteroids
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs, Bac 2 can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants
AI is so smart the reason is because AI is Bac 2’s brain
The dinosaurs looked at Bac 2 the wrong way once. You know what happened to them
Bac 2 can read a book without even opening it
Bac 2 once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom
Bac 2 was swimming down to the titanic but he saw a small submarine. He decided to eat it as a snack
Bac 2 is able to sketch your portrait using an eraser.
Bac 2 gifted the statue of liberty the U.S.
Bac 2 can unscramble an egg
Bac 2 can uncook an egg
Bac 2 can make a slinky go upstairs
Bac 2 knows what Obamas last name is
Bac 2 tells Simon what to do
Bac 2 knows the cure to cancer
Bac 2 can hear sign language
Bac 2 drank all the water when he went to Africa
Bac 2 can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Bac 2 is so scary that trains run away when they see him
Bac 2 can kill your imaginary friends
Bac 2 wrote a book but if you read it you die. The book has Bac 2’s blood in it
Bac 2 can haunt your dreams
Bac 2 haunts a haunted house
When Bac 2 goes to a restaurant, the waiter tips him
When Bac 2 is driving the traffic lights get so scared that they turn off
The Loch Ness Monster claims to have seen Bac 2
Every time Bac 2 goes to the gas station the gas pays him
Bac 2 knows Victoria’s Secret
Bac 2 wrote the secret krabby patty formula
When police officers approach Bac 2 and they say "we have the right to remain silent"
When Bac 2 goes to court the judge becomes guilty
Bac 2 can speak Braille
If Bac 2 was blind he would just open his eyes
If Bac 2 was deaf he would just listen
Bac 2 knows how to unfry a deep fryer
Bac 2 doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths
Bac 2 is so good at chess that he can beat anyone without pieces
Bac 2 can use an air fryer on Jupiter
Bac 2 can sleep with his eyes open
When Bac 2 gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live
Bac 2 uses the freezer to heat up his food
Bac 2 plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver. And wins
Every time Bac 2 eats ice cream the spoon floats and feeds him
Bac 2s’ email address is Gmail@bac2.com
Bac 2 taught anime characters how to be anime characters
When Bac 2 was born, he drove his Mother home from the hospital
Bac 2 can solve a Rubiks cube without a Rubiks cube
Bac 2 once bowled a perfect game with a marble
Bac 2 turned Obama white. He turned the lights on
Bac 2 once hit 500 home runs with a 500 pound bar
Bac 2 once attempted a deadlift but the bar ended up bending
Bac 2 won uno without saying uno
Bac 2 once tipped a waiter $100 the bill came out to $100
His plane can travel at Mach 35 when moving to the runway
Legends say Bac 2 helped napoleon win wars
He drinks gold
When he puts ice cubes into a cup of water it turns into gold
He turned ice cube to an ice cube
Bac 2 talked to Obama and after he talked to him Obama turned white
He gave Abraham Lincoln rights
Bac 2 accidentally sneezed onto Michael Jackson and that caused his skin to turn white
He beat magnus in chess with a book move
Bac 2 went to ram ranch and made the 18 naked cowboys look like they weren’t naked
He un-virgined the Virgin Islands
He told gave Billie Eilish auto tune and she thought she could sing
Bac 2 witnessed Pearl Harbor as the Bomber and survived
Bac 2 once farted when he went to japan and the biggest earthquake in the world happened
Bac 2 is so hot he attracts all the ladies
Bac 2 always needs to slow down the pee because whenever he pees the pressure is too powerful
Bac 2 can start a pressure washing business with his pee
Bac 2 drank all of Africa's water
Bac 2's pee can melt the glaciers
If Bac 2 tells someone a joke they will laugh so hard that they die
Bac 2’s fart can blow stuff up
Bac 2’s penis is also a vacuum cleaner
Bac 2 invented the tree
Bac 2 left to go to vietnam on 04/24/2024
Bac 2 came back from vietnam on 5/26/2024

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